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In Case You Missed It, The Easter Bunny Got Into A Street Fight

I’ll give you one chance to guess where he’s from Well, the eggs have been dyed, the chocolate’s all been eaten, and the festivities are over, but that doesn’t mean we should abandon the overall tone of the Easter season. You know, things like joy, and togetherness, and beating the everloving shit out of each other! Wait. That last one is probably not encouraged everywhere, but hey — it’s never too late to start new holiday traditions. An Easter bunny in Orlando, Florida (obviously) ap...
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Goombas Have Apparently Had Arms This Whole Time And I Am Upset

I hate this. I hate this so much. If you grew up on Earth anytime during or after the 1980’s you have definitely played Super Mario. Nintendo was an integral part of our childhoods, and the Mario franchise reigned supreme — deciding who would be forced to play as Luigi was how hierarchies were established within families, dying on the same levels over and over was how we learned to persevere, these games shaped who we were! And the characters and foes are seared into the brains of most, i...
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The Best Reactions To Last Night’s Game Of Thrones Episode

Tormund’s got a thing for milk, apparently If you haven’t watched last night’s episode of Game of Thrones you need to stop reading here immediately. I will not be held responsible for spoiling any episodes of this glorious, glorious show that will surely earn its place in the Smithsonian one day. So, for real, if you aren’t up to speed then stop reading.... Now. Like, NOW Okay, you were warned So, a lot of shit went down. Bran and Jaime reunited and it was uhhhhh...... supremely awk...
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Mueller’s Report Was Just Released And The Memes Are [Redacted]

Yo have you guys heard the new album Harm to Ongoing Matter?? Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report which has taken 22 months to complete and is arguably the most significant and highly anticipated thing to happen regarding Trump’s presidency, because y’know, collusion and obstruction of justice are like, kind of important, was released earlier today. The report is over 400 pages long, which sounds like a lot, but don’t worry — good ol’ William Barr redacted a shit ton of it, so as of n...
Tags: Humor, Gracie Hughes, Van Halen, Trump, Mueller, Dave Itzkoff, Robert Mueller, Alec MacGillis, Patrick Monahan, Ottobar, William Barr, Jody Rosen, Bill Barr, Darren Miller, Waleed Shahid, Taylor Umlauf

A Scottish Man Drunkenly Woke Up In A Stranger’s House And It’s The Most Hilarious Party Story Ever

“Trust me, there was no party here last night” We’ve each had our fair share of crazy nights and found ourselves the next day with a splitting headache, alcohol seeping through our pores, wondering, “ughhhhhh, what happened?” But have you ever partied so hard you woke up in entirely the wrong house? The answer for most, I’m sure, is “no” — but not for this guy. In a video posted to Facebook that’s so funny it’s literally impossible to get through without laughing, a Scottish man explains ...
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‘False Knees’ Is The Perfect Webcomic To Get You Through The Week

If you love nature shows then this is the comic for you When you’re out in nature, do you ever look at animals and wonder what they’re thinking? Or do you ever hear birds singing and think to yourself, “I bet they’re having a cool conversation”? Well, you’re not the only one, and thankfully for all of us there are some pretty talented and funny people out there who can take these kinds of thoughts and really make the most of them. Like Joshua Barkman. Barkman is an artist, writer, and t...
Tags: Humor, Gracie Hughes, Dee, Joshua Barkman Barkman, Barkman, Joshua Barkman

This Comedian Plays Every Cliché Movie Character And It Rules So Hard

Why does every movie scientist rip their glasses off so aggressively Movies have been around for a long time, like we’re talking over 100 years here, and in that time a fair number of cliché characters have emerged and frankly, have been used to death. We’re all aware that these stock characters exist, like the Extremely Brooklyn Police Chief or the Super Immature Rom-Com Male Best Friend, but one man decided to take things a step further and point out just how predictable cookie cutter th...
Tags: Brooklyn, Meryl Streep, Humor, Gracie Hughes, Chris Calogero, FBI Every Police

Here, Have Some Laughs That Don’t Have Anything To Do With Game Of Thrones

If you’re like me and haven’t seen the premiere yet, let this be a safe place for you Listen. I did not watch Game of Thrones last night. I was tired and figured I’d watch it later this week, which was the worst possible decision and I am a big dumb idiot for it. I don’t know how I’m going to make it through the day without reading spoilers. Mistakes were made, now I have to live with it. So instead of perusing through twitter or reading the news or speaking words to other human beings...
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You Can Now Buy A Bean Bag Onesie Because Who The Hell Cares Anymore

Awwwwww yeaaahhhh get that dirty diaper look Have you ever found yourself thinking “this surface is just too hard to sit on” as well as “I wish my pants looked a lot more like a full diaper”? Well do I have the product for you! Finally there’s a way to lounge comfortably in any scenario and also look very normal in the process with this new invention that is definitely super necessary. It’s called the “bean bag onesie” and I don’t think it needs much further explanation. ...
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YES THE CAPITALIZATION IS ENTIRELY NECESSARY Of all the fictional characters out there, Ned Flanders is without a doubt the least metal. The sweater clad, devoutly religious, mustachioed Springfield resident is the most family friendly and timid character on The Simpsons, but surprisingly, he’s the inspiration for an ultra specific heavy metal band that fuckin’ shreds. The band is called Okilly Dokilly, after Ned Flanders catchphrase, and if that wasn’t already perfect, it gets even bette...
Tags: Simpsons, Humor, Gracie Hughes, Springfield, Ned Flanders, Al Jean

10 Of The Funniest Parks And Rec Moments

“It says you could have network connectivity problems” Today is a momentous day, everyone. On this day ten years ago, we were all introduced to the town of Pawnee, Indiana and the hardworking (ish) employees of its Parks Department. That’s right — it’s officially been ten years since the premiere of Parks and Recreation, the show that taught us all to treat ourselves and, if you’re a fan of Ron Swanson, never trust the government and how to make a great chair. In honor of its tenth birthd...
Tags: Fbi, Humor, Parks, Gracie Hughes, Andy, Ben, Li, Ron Swanson, Pawnee Indiana, Jean Ralphio, Burt Macklin, Parks Department That, Sebastian Ron, Dunshire Easily

This Webcomic Is The Funniest Thing Your Human Eyes Will See All Day

“I confess I ingest many chunks” There are a lot of mundane things we do as human beings that we don’t give a second thought to, because, well, we’ve just been humans for long enough that they don’t seem strange anymore. But from an outside perspective or taken out of human context, some of the stuff we do is definitely very odd. Nathan W. Pyle is a writer and illustrator from New York who analyzes and plays with the oddities of humanity by turning them into comics about aliens, titled St...
Tags: New York, Humor, Gracie Hughes, Nathan, Nathan W Pyle, Strange Planet

Flashback Friday The Greatest Star Wars Mashup Of All Time

WHERE’S THE LAMB SAAAAAAAUCE??! There are few as formidable as Darth Vader. Few who rule so mercilessly. Few who are equally respected as they are feared. Few capable of destroying those who fail or oppose them. No, there may only be one man who rivals him, in this or any galaxy: Gordan. Motherf—ckin. Ramsay. He and Darth Vader have gotta be neck in neck in terms of people being absolutely massacred by them on screen. Sure, Ramsay would only figuratively chop people’s heads off whil...
Tags: Humor, Darth Vader, Gordon Ramsay, Gracie Hughes, Vader, Ramsay, Darth Vader Few, Gordan Motherf

A Raccoon Was Arrested For Riding The Subway And I Demand Justice

LET HIM RIDE Once every few months, the same story cycles through the news featuring a different culprit. The story usually goes something like, “city animal caught trying to ride the subway,” and ends with the animal being forcefully removed from the train car by authorities. This has happened all over the country with all sorts of critters, from coyotes to pigeons, and now the latest fuzzy little commuter to be caught is this raccoon who admittedly looks like he’s seen better days. A...
Tags: Mta, Humor, Avengers, Gracie Hughes, Joel Siegel

This Epic Standoff Between Two Drivers For A Parking Spot Is The Most Ridiculous Thing Ever

Oh my god somebody please just pick a different spot Willpower is an extraordinary thing, and it’s amazing what people are capable of when they really put their minds to it. Things like send a man to the moon, or survive for 127 with your arm stuck between a boulder and a canyon wall, or wait over an hour for a parking space in a very intense standoff in the middle of the street. These feats of human tenacity aren’t always captured for the world to see, but luckily this time it was. On...
Tags: Los Angeles, Humor, Gracie Hughes, Nuh, Koreatown Los Angeles

‘Oddbody Furbies’ Are The Most Terrifying Things I’ve Ever Seen In My Life

WOW I hate this The 90’s birthed some weird children’s toys but few are more profoundly effed up than Furbies. If you’re unfamiliar with them, Furbies are animatronic toys that don’t resemble anything from earth. They’re furry, they don’t have arms but they do have weird toes, beaks, and giant ears like a bat. They look like they were created in a secret lab. And for whatever reason, literally every kid wanted one so bad. Courtesy of Amazon They also move and ma...
Tags: Facebook, Humor, Gracie Hughes, Facebook Courtesy, Sara Torres, Facebook Courtesy of Reddit

The Wildest Canadian Headlines Ever

Yeah, severed feet just appearing on beaches is a thing While they don’t compare to the insanity that is Florida Man, Canada has some supremely weird headlines that go unnoticed by the rest of the world and I am here to change that. There have been way too many wild stories that have breezed through Canadian news reels but haven’t managed to get past the border and it is a damn shame. They need to be shared with the world, and you need, nay — DESERVE to experience them just as I have. T...
Tags: Wikipedia, Canada, Humor, Vancouver, Nova Scotia, TNT, Pacific Northwest, Gracie Hughes, Fairmont Hotel, Vancouver British Columbia, Vancouver Island, BURCHILL, Chris Brothers, Florida Man Canada

Stevie Nicks And Robert Smith Were By Far The Best Part Of The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame Ceremony

God I love them both The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony took place in Brooklyn last weekend, and a few incredible things happened. Iconic rock band The Cure was inducted, which felt like a long time coming considering the band has been kind of a big deal for over 40 years, so naturally people were pretty excited. Except Robert Smith, The Cure’s frontman. He’s a guy who, shall we say, doesn’t get too hyped up about most things. He’s known for things like not wanting childre...
Tags: Brooklyn, Humor, Harry Styles, Stevie Nicks, Gracie Hughes, Robert Smith, Rock Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony, Maeve McDermott, Hall of Fame TWICE

Elon Musk Rapped About Harambe And Gifted It To The World For Free

I guess even rockets get boring eventually Considering his passion in life is advancing society and taking humanity into the future, you’d think Elon Musk would be the last person to revive memes that have been dead for years in an attempt to break into the music industry. But he is just so goddamn weird and uses his free time to do stuff like photoshop his own face onto The Rock’s body, so this is entirely in his wheelhouse. So, yep, Elon Musk, CEO of SpaceX, product architect of Tesla, ...
Tags: Spacex, Elon Musk, Wikipedia, Tesla, Paypal, Humor, Soundcloud, Gracie Hughes, Elon, Harambe

You Can Buy Goth Crocs And Denim Underwear And I Want To Walk Into The Sea

Please stop I’m definitely not an authority on fashion, like I wear different variations of flannel and black leggings literally every single day, but I know enough to be able to identify a crime against humanity when I see one. Or two. And I try to stay impartial* and fair** as a writer but every so often it is necessary to pick sides and take a stand. * opinionated as shit** die on every hill I come to This isn’t the first time I’ve addressed Crocs and it won’t be the last, we all have c...
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Matthew McConaughey And Snoop Dogg Accidentally Getting High On Set Is My New Favorite Thing Ever

“I think me and Matthew are meant for each other. It’s supposed to be.” There’s something extremely delightful about witnessing unlikely pairs of friends, like a beagle and a possum, and Snoop Dogg’s known for being super tight with Martha Stewart, but it seems he’s got a new unexpected friendship blossoming. Snoop and Matthew McConaughey recently filmed the movie Beach Bum (which premiered worldwide today) and it sounds like the two had quite the time together on set. In one particular ...
Tags: Matthew Mcconaughey, Martha Stewart, Humor, Gracie Hughes, Matthew, Snoop Dogg, Snoop, McConaughey

These Stock Photos Are The Weirdest Things You’ll See All Weekend

I have so many questions A picture is worth a thousand words, and when it comes to stock photos, those words are often completely insane. Stock photos are used regularly for editorial, commercial, and entertainment purposes and usually the pictures people or companies are looking for are things like, “businesswoman sitting at desk” or “man looking at cellphone”. Very regular, run-of-the-mill stuff. But for every normal stock photo out there, there’s one completely batshit stock photo also ...
Tags: Humor, Jason, Gracie Hughes, Jean Claude Van Damme

Sen. Mike Lee Uses Star Wars And Aquaman Props To Argue Against Green New Deal

How is this not a parody There are a lot of ways one could approach kiboshing a proposal regardless of what field of work you’re in, and I can’t speak from the point of view of a politician or anything but I think it’s safe to say usually those methods of rebuttal involve things like, oh, facts and logic. Unless you’re Utah Senator Mike Lee. Then you can do whatever you want, because science and reason are DUMB. Which is why his argument against Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez...
Tags: Utah, Ronald Reagan, Humor, Mike Lee, Gracie Hughes, Sen Mike Lee, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, Argue Against Green New Deal

An Airplane Somehow Ended Up In Entirely The Wrong Country Because Directions Are Hard

I’m not great at navigating but at least I’m not this bad Have you ever zoned out while driving and ended up missing your turn? Or have you tried navigating a new route to work and found yourself in totally the wrong part of town? It’s safe to say the majority of us have been there, but this story is a liiiiiiittle bit more extreme than that. A flight took off from London, UK and everyone on board thought they were going to Germany. Oh, except the cabin crew. And the pilots. And air...
Tags: Germany, Humor, Gracie Hughes, London UK, Edinburgh UK

Thieves Tried To Steal Gas, Ended Up Sucking Sewage

Justice is disgustingly sweet All too often we see stories about bad people getting away with doing bad things and I for one am sick of it. Where are the heroes? Where is the JUSTICE? Well, sometimes the hero is unconventional, and more of a silent, stoick type, like a tour bus. And sometimes the justice is in the form of an incredible and totally disgusting self-own. Some thieves in Australia tried to siphon gas out of a parked bus in the middle of the night, and stealing gas out of a ca...
Tags: Australia, Humor, Gracie Hughes, O U T H

These Unconventional Toys Are So Hilarious And I Need Them All

Please someone get these for me If you’re looking for a toy for the kid in your life who has everything, or perhaps just an unconventional toy that will leave a lasting impression on whoever receives it (for better or for worse) look no further than Obvious Plant. The project was started by comedian Jeff Wysaski, he creates toys, games, and other fun stuff that look, on a base level, just like anything else you’d see on the market for kids, but they’re not your average G.I. Joes. You can...
Tags: Los Angeles, Humor, Gracie Hughes, Steve, Jeff, Steves, Jeff Wysaski, Obvious Plant Museum of Toys, Museum of Toys

Astrology Is Out — People Are Using Florida Man Headlines As Zodiac Signs

Seriously though is Florida... okay? The news isn’t going to be exciting every single day. There are going to be times where the latest lottery winner is the most thrilling thing on tv, and that’s just the way it goes. The one exception to this, however, is Florida. Oh, Florida — land of alligators, beautiful beaches, and the most consistently batshit crazy headlines ever, and they all typically start the same way: “Florida man.” In fact, this has become such a recognized phenomenon that...
Tags: Florida, Humor, Gracie Hughes, Andy, Kristine, Ryan James

‘Parks and Recreation’ Could Finally Be Getting The Revival We’ve All Dreamed Of

This is more amazing than 5,000 candles in the wind Over the weekend PaleyFest took place at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles, where the Parks and Recreation cast reunited for the first time since the show ended back in 2015. During their panel we learned that Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler) would probably endorse two 2020 presidential candidates in particular — one of whom was actually the Indiana Parks and Rec Official of the Year, which is almost too perfect. I think it’s fair to say Buttig...
Tags: Los Angeles, Humor, Parks and Recreation, Parks, Gracie Hughes, Andy, Rashida Jones, Leslie, Schur, Dolby Theatre, Buttigieg, Pawnee Indiana, Leslie Knope Amy Poehler, Pete Buttigieg, Mike Schur, Indiana Parks

Slapping Contests Are A Real Thing And They’re Hardcore AS HELL

Okay ouch Across this wide world one thing that brings people together is sport. Soccer, football, basketball, wrestling, there’s no shortage of sports and games that are globally enjoyed. And then... there are the lesser known ones. Things like Irish and Gaelic hurling (which is WILD if you’ve never seen it), Kabaddi, hell even wife-carrying is a sport. But honestly those hardly hold a candle to the insanity that is Russian competitive slapping. Yeah, this is a real thing. And it’s way ...
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Comedy Central’s ‘The New Negroes’ Will Hit TV Next Month

This looks SO GOOD Comedy Central’s The New Negroes has been a long time coming and the wait is finally over. The music/comedy hybrid series was ordered back in 2017 and will be premiering next month. Hosted by comedian Baron Vaughn and hip-hop artist Open Mike Eagle, each of the shows eight episodes will feature stand-up sets from three different comics and original songs and music videos from Open Mike Eagle with other musical guests. “Our series gets its title and its mission from a b...
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