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This 13-Minute Aussie Short Reveals The Hidden Danger Of A Blowjob

Guys, this short film has a clear message for you if you find yourself torn between being honest or being Catholic. A story about truth and happy endings. FIELD NOTES FROM THE FUNNY OR DIE STAFF This short film is exquisitely put together. The cinematography, the editing, its pacing and willingness to sit in moments really makes you pay attention. All of which is leading to a pretty strong indictment of the Catholic church’s irrelevance in modern culture. So here’s what happens: When fiv...
Tags: Humor, Catholic, Charles, Jesus Christ, Best Of The Web, Demi, Kane Guglielmi


How This Guy Tries To Skip One Podcast Ad Killed Me

Seriously, these podcast ads are really long. They are out of hand. What everyone does when they’re about to listen to their favorite Marc Maron WTF podcast. FIELD NOTES FROM THE FUNNY OR DIE STAFF Something that has undoubtedly improved the quality of life for millions of people stuck in traffic, or riding a stinky metro car, or drowning out the sound of their co-worker’s story about how cute their kid is can be summed up in one weird word: podcasts. They’re amazing. But for real let’s g...
Tags: Humor, Best Of The Web, Marc Maron, Dan Ramos, New Green Deal, Lerfis McHinkle


Jerry And Friends Trade Puffy Shirts For Diapers In ‘Seinfeld Babies’

We are speechless. We are without speech. We all love Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer, but there are a couple big problems with Seinfeld that you only realize when you re-watch old episodes. Mainly: the characters aren’t cute enough, and they’re not wearing diapers. That’s where our latest comic book mash-up comes in. Imagine the neurotic curmudgeons of Seinfeld in the cute and cuddly world of Muppet Babies. They get diaper rashes, they’re particular about their breast milk, yada yada yad...
Tags: Humor, Funny Or Die, Seinfeld, Larry David, Kramer, Jerry Elaine George


JK Rowling Is Still Talking About Dumbledore’s Sex Life And Everyone Is So Goddamn Over It

Please make it stop Harry Potter is one of the most beloved and iconic book series of the last two decades and has captivated the imaginations of literally millions of people. The magical story of “the boy who lived” was so enthralling because of how completely fantastic and far from reality it was, but author JK Rowling’s latest statements about her characters are so far-fetched and baseless, even fans can’t let them slide. Representation is super important. And the lack of LGBT characte...
Tags: Humor, Harry Potter, Jk Rowling, Gracie Hughes, Rowling, Albus Dumbledore, Hogwarts, Dumbledore, David Mack, Grindelwald, Hagrid, Ooooookay, HagridJK Rowling


This Garfield Themed Restaurant Is Everything We Didn’t Know We Needed

TAKE MY MONEY Do you love lasagna and hate Mondays? Well boy howdy do I have the restaurant for you. Toronto is about to get the first eatery of its kind in North America, and it’s everything you could ever want — nostalgia, Italian food, sassy cats. That’s right, come April Canada will be home to a Garfield themed restaurant. Which, really, I think the world desperately needs. There’s already one open in Dubai, because of course Dubai is already all over this, and it sounds a m a z i ...
Tags: Toronto, Canada, Dubai, Humor, North America, Garfield, Gracie Hughes, Garfuccinos


3 Super Funny Youtubers Who Aren’t Human Garbage

Isn’t it amazing how people can actually be funny without being straight up TERRIBLE? It’s not hard to be unproblematic, guys. It’s so easy, in fact, that it’s really just a matter of not doing certain things. Like, oh, let’s say — Not saying the N-word if you’re not black, or doing blackface Not making gross sexual comments about kids Not being gross and sexual with animals That’s... extremely basic, right? Like I think we can all agree that’s pretty much the bare minimum of human decen...
Tags: Humor, Gracie Hughes, Paige, Shane Dawson, Eddy Burback Eddy, Sarah Schauer Sarah


These Guys Reveal The Most Surprising Wonders Of Eating Fish And I’M GLUED

In theory a fish is like any other thing you’d get at the grocery. You buy it. Bring it home. But that’s just the beginning. Fish deserve time with your friends As Jack and Ahmed kick back, watching their favorite unspecified foreign tv entertainment program, Ryan walks in holding a new purchase in his strong, silent hands. At first, the guys don’t see what he’s holding. They consider a dinner option, with Jack and Ahmed thinking pizza, when they suddenly notice that Ryan is holding a ...
Tags: Humor, Jack, Ahmed, Ryan, John Hale, Dead Kevin Sketch, Ahmed Bharoocha Ryan O'Flanagan, Jack RobichaudDirection, Maureen BharoochaProduced, Kevin Sketch


These 90’s Commercials Are Absolute Nightmare Fuel

“My thing’s sound effects, here’s a t. rex — HHHRRRNNRHRRNRNRNN” Oh, Canada — land of good beer, better hockey, and extremely weird ads. I’ve been living in the USA for less than five months and I’ve already experienced quite a few culture shocks and crazy, eye-opening moments here, but one thing in particular I’ve learned that’s really thrown me for a loop was when I discovered that Canadian television is really, really fucking weird. I was hanging out with some of my new friends in LA...
Tags: Usa, La, Canada, Psa, Humor, Gracie Hughes, Jim Henson


Comic for March 19, 2019

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5 World-Changing News Stories (That Were Total BS)

By Eamon Lahiri  Published: March 20th, 2019 
Tags: Humor, Eamon Lahiri


4 More Anticipated Movies That Are In Serious Trouble

By Daniel Dockery  Published: March 20th, 2019 
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Comic for March 18, 2019

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Pygmy Hunter

A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked: "Did you kill that?" The pigmy said, "Yes." The hunter asked, "How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that?" "I killed it with my club." The astonished hunter asked, "How big is your club?" The pigmy replied, "There's about 60 of us." Received from You Make Me Laugh.
Tags: Humor, Pygmy Hunter


The WGA vs. ATA (agents)

Lots of you have asked my opinion on the recent struggle between the WGA and talent agencies over “package deals.” It’s about to come to a head and writers might soon have to fire their agents en... [Author: Ken Levine]
Tags: Humor, ATA, WGA, Ken Levine


Talk about greedy bastards...

Talk about chutzpah! One way for playwrights to get their plays produced is to enter festivals. Numerous theatres around the world stage festivals and invite playwrights to enter their work. ... [Author: Ken Levine]
Tags: Humor, Ken Levine


Toy Story 4 Looks As Existentially Terrifying As We Thought

By JM McNab  Published: March 19th, 2019 
Tags: Humor, McNab



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