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The Story Behind The Pilots Who Drew A D*ck In The Sky Is The Funniest Thing You’ll Read Today

Nothing but respect for the troops Future generations of this country, and hopefully the world, will learn about and honor November 2017 as the month that a giant dick appeared in the sky above Washington state. The phallic phenomenon was the product of none other than the US Navy, but the specifics of the story had always been a mystery. The Navy was quick to issue an apology for the “obscene image” in the sky, but no details were released beyond that. All the onlookers knew was what the...
Tags: Navy, Washington, Nas, Humor, Seattle, US Navy, Gracie Hughes, Navy Times, Whidbey, Adam Gessaman


This Jonas Brothers Photoshoot Is The Only Thing I Care About Today

OOOOOOOO THIS IS AN S.O.S. There are some things that should remain in the past, like JNCO jeans and mood rings. Other things felt like they went away too soon, and desperately needed to come back, for everyone’s sake — like the Jonas Brothers. The iconic trio from New Jersey skyrocketed to fame in 2007 when they were discovered by Disney, and took over the world of teen entertainment within about a year. Best selling albums, sold out world tours, a limited series, appearances on shows lik...
Tags: Nick Jonas, Disney, Best, New Jersey, Humor, NICK, Gracie Hughes, Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers, JNCO, Kevin Joe


A Man Was Arrested For Pretending To Be From KFC Headquarters So He Could Get Free Food

FREE HIM It doesn’t matter who you are or where you’re from, everyone loves getting stuff for free. Especially if it happens to be food. There’s just something about free food that tastes that much better, and some people will go to great lengths to get it. I have definitely done multiple laps inside Costco to keep cruising by the free sample tables and hope that the employees don’t recognize me, and anyone who’s worked in the restaurant industry will tell you that some folks will put on ...
Tags: South Africa, Humor, Costco, Gracie Hughes, Kfc


Hair Dryers For Dogs Are A Thing And I... Am Crying

Oh my god. Oh. My. GOD. One of the most difficult aspects of owning a dog is the grooming. Even if you have a short-haired dog they all still need baths eventually, and bathtime is the wooooooorst. Why do all dogs hate baths?? Why?? They’re warm, they get lots of scratches and pets, usually they get treats, yet they all fight it so hard. So by the time the bath is actually over you’re probably exhausted from trying to wrangle them (especially if you have a big dog) and don’t have much figh...
Tags: Humor, Gracie Hughes


Bill Nye Snapped Because We’re All Letting The Planet Die

We all need to grow the f*ck up If you were a kid in the 90’s through the early 00’s, one of your fondest memories from grade school is probably those days when your teacher would wheel in the giant TV that was strapped to a clunky black metal cart and pop a Billy Nye the Science Guy video into the VCR. Bill Nye was always the absolute MASTER of explaining literally any and every scientific concept in ways that were easy to understand and absorb, and also incredibly entertaining — for kids...
Tags: Humor, Bill Nye, Gracie Hughes, Billy Nye, Waleed Shahid, John Oliver Bill Nye, Andrew Wortman


John Krasinski Lip Syncing ‘Proud Mary’ Is Going To Carry Me Through The Weekend

Is there anything this man can’t do Well, folks, we did it. It’s Friday, another week has passed, and it’s time to roll into the weekend. Maybe it’s just me, but this week seemed like it lasted about a million years and I am exhausted. I’m on my fifth cup of coffee and I was worried that I wouldn’t even have the energy to go do anything after work today. No, friends, it was feeling like perhaps this was set to be just another boring weekend in after working for the man every night and da...
Tags: Humor, Gracie Hughes


The Most Hilarious Reactions To Givenchy’s ‘Hint’ About Who Their New Face Is

You’re NEVER gonna believe who it actually is Usually when a label or a production company or even a band decides to drop a teaser in anticipation for a new product or album, it is exactly that — a teaser. Something like an ambiguous photo or a string of emojis in a tweet for the reader to try and decode, something that alludes to their upcoming announcement in order to build hype but doesn’t straight up spell it out, because, well, that kind of ruins the point. Clearly this is an idea ...
Tags: Humor, Gracie Hughes


Ben Shapiro Getting Absolutely Roasted For Being A Giant Baby During An Interview Is Just Amazing

For someone who’s known for saying “facts don’t care about your feelings” he sure got upset when the facts didn’t care about his feelings Conservative commentator, former editor for Breitbart, and all around putz Ben Shapiro has been praised for a long time by numerous right-wing and bipartisan publications as a “gladiator” for the conservative movement in the USA. “DEBATE ME, DEBATE ME” Shapiro has long cried out into the night, like a stray cat atop a dirty fence post. Well, he finall...
Tags: Humor, Gracie Hughes


This Video Of Tiny Shrek Running An Agility Course Honestly Belongs In The Louvre

Holy. Crap. Oftentimes the most wonderful bits of the internet are things that make you go, “wow I would have literally never imagined this, who the hell even comes up with this stuff,” and this video is the perfect example of just such a thing. The incredibly brilliant @chanbanhi combined footage of the famous Westminster Dog Show agility course and a tiny animated Shrek to create probably the greatest clip of all time. It is, and I mean this with the utmost sincerity, a goddamn work of...
Tags: Humor, Gracie Hughes, Shrek


Florida Woman Straight Up Pulled An Alligator Out Of Her Yoga Pants Because It’s Florida

Yeah, you read that right “Florida Man” has captivated people around the country and dominated social media for quite a while now. There’s a Florida Man subreddit, twitter account, and at one point people even started using Florida Man headlines as zodiac signs. While this absolutely never gets old, it is nice to see something a little bit different in the news cycle: Florida Woman. This story gets real weird, real quick, so buckle up. At around 3 o’clock in the morning, police officers...
Tags: Florida, Humor, Gracie Hughes


With This Infinity Gauntlet Tenderizer You Can Beat Meat Until Your Hand Is Thor

This is so extra and I need it Generally speaking, novelty kitchen tools are certified dust collectors, we all know this. Things like dinosaur-shaped taco holders or phallic cake pans are good for a quick laugh and maybe one or two uses, but eventually they all end up shoved on top of the fridge or are condemned to that box full of crap you swear you’re actually going to take to Goodwill this weekend. (Speaking of which — take that stupid box to Goodwill this weekend!!) This, however, is s...
Tags: Humor, Goodwill, Thor, Thanos, Avengers, Gracie Hughes


The Trailer For IT Chapter 2 Is Here And I Am Ready To Never Sleep Again

BRING ON THE DANCING CLOWN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN. It’s been almost two years since the first installment of Stephen King’s IT reboot hit theaters and reignited everyone’s childhood fear of clowns (especially mine — seriously, fuck clowns), and earlier today we finally got a look at the long-awaited chapter two. AND IT. LOOKS. SO. FREAKIN. GOOOOOD. The second movie takes place 27 years after the first — and as we know from the first movie, Pennywise resurfaces every 27 years to drag m...
Tags: Stephen King, Humor, Gracie Hughes, Pennywise, Justin Staggs, Losers Club, Loser 's Club, Rodney Nava, Garrett McDowell


Denim Speedos Are A Thing And They Might Be TOO Sexy

Your ass will never look better than in a pair of these babies The weather is getting warmer, summer is rapidly approaching, and that means it’s almost time to bust out your beach season attire. I’m willing to bet that your summer wardrobe is probably in need of a little update, which can be daunting since fashion trends are constantly changing. You know what’s always fashionable though? Denim. So why not make this the year you give denim speedos a try? That’s right. Denim. Speedos. ...
Tags: Humor, Houston, Gracie Hughes, Daisy Dukes, Denim Speedos Courtesy of Shinesty Yeahhhhhhhhh, Daytona Dong Sarong Courtesy of Shinesty


The Internet’s Guesses About The New Royal Baby’s Name Are So Damn Funny

Please, if they don’t name him Kanye Westminster I will be so upset Millions of people on both sides of the pond are obsessed with the British royal family, so the world erupted when it was announced yesterday that the Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle gave birth to her and Prince Harry’s first child. Even if you’re not die-hard fans of the family, this is still significant news because Meghan Markle is the first American to marry into British royalty since 1937. So this baby is a symbol of ...
Tags: Usa, UK, US, Nigel Farage, Humor, Harry, Charles, Tom Jones, Gracie Hughes, Sussex, MEGHAN MARKLE, Brian Schatz, Tom Lorenzo, Kanye Westminster, Billy Bob Charming Eric, Ernie Jon Snow Kanye Princey McPrinceface Thor


If You Were Confused By The ‘Camp’ Met Gala Theme I’m Here To Clarify

Impress your coworkers by the water cooler with your new knowledge about where the word ‘camp’ actually comes from When the theme for this year’s Met Gala was revealed to be “camp” a few people were pretty confused. Including Celine Dion, who genuinely thought that meant camping, like with tents and s’mores, and was 100% down to go along with that theme anyway because she’s Celine Dion. Celine Dion is talking to E! right now about how she didn't understand what the word camp meant, wh...
Tags: Rihanna, New York City, Humor, Guy Fieri, Gracie Hughes, Celine Dion, Tiffany, Kendall, MetGala, Mira Gonzalez, Emilia Petrarca, Sarah Karlan, Oasis Now, Celine Dion Celine Dion, Billy Porter MetGala


This Roomba Screams Because Existence Is Pain And So Is Vacuuming

Thank you technology Chores suck. And as long as chores have existed, people have been inventing things that will do them for you. The dishwasher, the washing machine, the dryer, the rideable lawn mower — the list of inventions that exist because we all hate cleaning stuff is a long one. One of the most recent additions to this list is the robot vacuum, which rolls around your house sucking up anything in its path. It doesn’t have a visual sensor, so it changes direction when it bumps into...
Tags: Humor, Gracie Hughes, Michael Reeves


We Need To Talk About Last Night’s ‘Game Of Thrones’ Episode

THAT ENDING THOUGH. The sun had risen after ‘The Long Night’, the epic battle for Winterfell was over, and a solid third of everyone in the North was dead, so you’d think that this episode would be a little bit of a breather — for the characters and for everyone watching. And it was, for a bit. Dany, Sam, Sansa, and pretty much everybody else needed time to grieve and strategize, and then of course start the long trip down South. But first, a good old fashion “we narrowly prevented the ...
Tags: Beyonce, Humor, Starbucks, King, Gracie Hughes, Sansa, Jamie, Jon, Jaime, Dany, Cersei, Winterfell, Khaleesi, Arya, Brienne, Tarth


This Girl Trained Her Parrot To Attack On Command And I Both Fear And Admire Her

I hope she conquers nations Parrots have proven for the second time in a matter of weeks that they are truly the unsung heroes of the pet world and deserve way more recognition than we give them. While this story is vastly different than the one about the drug cartel parrot who yelled “mama, police” as a warning when the cops rolled up, this is a story about a bird who’s just as fiercely loyal. One of the coolest things about parrots is how ridiculously smart they are. They can be taught ...
Tags: Humor, Gracie Hughes


James Harden’s Eye Injury Is Pretty Bad But The Memes Are So Great

The Rockets may have lost the game but Harden kind of won the internet During Game 2 of the NBA Western Conference Semifinals, Houston Rockets guard James Harden was hit in the face by Warriors forward Draymond Green. He was down for a good couple minutes and it looked like a pretty solid smack. His left eyelid was lacerated and bleeding, though it was basically impossible to tell how bad the injury was while Harden was covering his face, but once he stood up everyone had ...
Tags: Humor, Rockets, Gracie Hughes, James Harden, Harden, David Gardner, Zito, Andrew Joseph, Lyanna Mormont, Lana Berry, NBA Western Conference Semifinals Houston Rockets, Travonne Edwards Blk Tray


Someone Photoshopped Trump’s Animatronic Figure Into Real Photos And I Cannot Stop Laughing

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen One weird consequence of becoming president is that whoever is elected will inevitably have their likeness turned into an animatronic figure for Disney World’s Hall of Presidents. These figures have always been creepy at best, psychologically scarring at worst, and honestly it seems like kind of a messed up way to honor the leaders of the free world. If you’ll recall, Trump’s was no exception. Screencap from YouTube JESUS. ...
Tags: White House, Disney, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Donald Trump, Gracie Hughes, Trump, Disney World, John Voight


Rep. Steve Cohen Used KFC To Call William Barr ‘Chicken’ And Hey, He’s Not Wrong

Honestly he had it coming You’d expect — or at least hope — the governing bodies and highest legal officials of any country would conduct themselves in a professional, mature manner, but this is America under Trump, and at this point I think we’ve all learned to not hold our breath. Unfortunately in 2019, things like putting up signs that literally say ‘liar, liar, pants on fire’ during legal proceedings and trying to seriously argue against proposals regarding climate change with photos o...
Tags: Congress, America, Humor, Gracie Hughes, Kfc, Trump, Cohen, Steve Cohen, House Judiciary Committee, Barr, William Barr


Today I Learned How Babies Are X-Rayed And I’m Losing My Goddamn Mind

Babies in tubes is the thought that’s going to keep me smiling for the rest of the week I’m generally a pretty inquisitive person but “how do doctors x-ray babies” is a question I have never once pondered in my entire life. But even though this is something I’ve never wondered, I am so, so glad I now know the answer, because holy crap it’s better than I ever could’ve imagined. Babies move around a lot, they’re figuring out their limbs and don’t necessarily have full control over their facu...
Tags: Humor, Gracie Hughes, Danny DeVito, Augustus Gloop, Iris McCarthy


Facebook Has A Dating App So Welcome To Hell

I’d rather just be single forever Matchmaking sites have been around since basically the dawn of the internet, and with the development of smart technology there’s no shortage of dating apps available at the tip of your fingers. Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, you’ve got a lot to choose from. One place where I absolutely never expected (or wanted) to find a dating app, though, is Facebook. But here we are. The full app hasn’t launched in the USA yet (tragic, I know) but there is a new feature ca...
Tags: Facebook, Florida, Usa, Walmart, Humor, Nebraska, Gracie Hughes, Motel, Denny, Dave Matthews


Gaze Upon This Rabbit-Toaster Hybrid And Enjoy The Nightmares

Literally nobody asked for this Everyone has hobbies, whether it’s stamp collecting or gardening or birdwatching, we’ve all got our own things that help us stay sane through our 9 to 5’s. Personally I’m into pretty standard stuff like drawing and videogames, but some hobbies are a little more, um, out there than others. Practicing magic tricks, for example. Or collecting those freaky dead-eyed porcelain dolls. Or taxidermying animal parts into household items and Frankenstein-esque figurin...
Tags: Humor, Gracie Hughes, Frankenstein, Sid, Devaney, Jack Devaney


Sonic The Hedgehog’s Human Teeth Have Ruined My Day And Possibly My Whole Year

This is the most upsetting thing I’ve ever seen Courtesy of IMDb CGI has come a long way over the last decade or so, which has opened up a lot of cool possibilities for films and ways to tell new stories, but what that’s actually led to is a lot of live action remakes. But hey, I’m not complaining, who doesn’t love a little bit of nostalgia? And re-imaginings of classics we all know and love can be pretty great — when they’re done well. Take Paddington, for exa...
Tags: Humor, Jim Carrey, Whitelaw, Gracie Hughes, Alanah Pearce, Take Paddington, Courtesy of Paramount There, Zachary Fox


‘Mean Girls’ Turns 15 Today So Here Are Some Gifs That Are Totally FETCH

How many Mean Girls gifs are too many??? As Cady put it, “THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST” Today, April 30, marks an incredibly important moment in human history. On this day in 2004 the iconic film Mean Girls was released, but it’s more than just a movie. It is a gift to humanity that I’m not sure we even deserved, but our lord and savior Tina Fey bestowed it upon us anyway. Mean Girls shaped early 2000’s culture and deserves a place in the Smithsonian’s archives, and to honor this blessed day, ...
Tags: Karen, Humor, Smithsonian, Tina Fey, Gracie Hughes, Regina, Janis, Gretchen, Cady


‘The Battle of Winterfell’ Finally Went Down And, Uhhhh, Oh My GOD

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS HO-LY SHIT. Last night’s episode of Game of Thrones was possibly the most intense moment in television history and I am still recovering. The stress of watching the Battle of Winterfell probably took two years off my life but god damn that was so satisfying it’s worth it. If you haven’t watched it yet, do not read any further. Stay off the internet. Avoid all human contact. Honestly, don’t even go outside until you’ve seen it. This should be priority number one. ...
Tags: Humor, Jon Snow, Sam, Arya Stark, Gracie Hughes, Kfc, Jon, Edd, Arya, Theon, Jorah, Brienne, David Leavitt, Dan Amira, ARYA EFFIN STARK Gendry, Micah Peters


This Hilarious 90’s Makeup Tutorial Legit Gave Me War Flashbacks

I can’t believe I used to think this looked GOOD The 90’s were a special, special time. It was a decade that gifted us with great hip-hop and top tier boy bands, the best after school cartoons, and some primo slang — can we please start saying “talk to the hand” again? I think it’s time to bring that back. However, the 90’s were also possibly the worst years in human history when it comes to fashion and makeup trends. Offensively bright blue eyeshadow all the way up to ex...
Tags: Humor, Gracie Hughes, Instagram and Youtube


Parrot Arrested After Warning Brazilian Drug Dealers About A Raid Because He’s Not A Narc

The LOYALTY of this bird They say that dogs are man’s best friend, and that’s definitely true. There’s almost nothing a dog wouldn’t do for its owner, and they’re honestly more reliable than human friends a lot of the time. But it looks like there’s another animal who’s also earned the title of certified ride-or-die companion. Brazilian police made an unconventional arrest during a drug bust when the dealers were tipped off that the fuzz had showed up — by a parrot. Apparently the bird, w...
Tags: Humor, Gracie Hughes


‘I Think You Should Leave’ Is Insane And Hysterical And Everyone Needs To See It

If you binge-watch one thing this weekend please let it be Tim Robinson’s new sketch show Whether you’re already a fan of sketch comedy or you’re just tired of scrolling through Netflix titles and are looking for a guaranteed laugh, I Think You Should Leave is definitely the answer. The new sketch series from SNL alumnus Tim Robinson is as absurd as it is brilliant, and plays with tension and embarrassment enough to be effective but not so much that it feels cringeworthy. It features an in...
Tags: Netflix, Humor, Charles Dickens, Gracie Hughes, Maury Povich, Andy Samberg, Tim Robinson