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This Garfield Themed Restaurant Is Everything We Didn’t Know We Needed

TAKE MY MONEY Do you love lasagna and hate Mondays? Well boy howdy do I have the restaurant for you. Toronto is about to get the first eatery of its kind in North America, and it’s everything you could ever want — nostalgia, Italian food, sassy cats. That’s right, come April Canada will be home to a Garfield themed restaurant. Which, really, I think the world desperately needs. There’s already one open in Dubai, because of course Dubai is already all over this, and it sounds a m a z i ...
Tags: Toronto, Canada, Dubai, Humor, North America, Garfield, Gracie Hughes, Garfuccinos

These Guys Reveal The Most Surprising Wonders Of Eating Fish And I’M GLUED

In theory a fish is like any other thing you’d get at the grocery. You buy it. Bring it home. But that’s just the beginning. Fish deserve time with your friends As Jack and Ahmed kick back, watching their favorite unspecified foreign tv entertainment program, Ryan walks in holding a new purchase in his strong, silent hands. At first, the guys don’t see what he’s holding. They consider a dinner option, with Jack and Ahmed thinking pizza, when they suddenly notice that Ryan is holding a ...
Tags: Humor, Jack, Ahmed, Ryan, John Hale, Dead Kevin Sketch, Ahmed Bharoocha Ryan O'Flanagan, Jack RobichaudDirection, Maureen BharoochaProduced, Kevin Sketch

This 13-Minute Aussie Short Reveals The Hidden Danger Of A Blowjob

Guys, this short film has a clear message for you if you find yourself torn between being honest or being Catholic. A story about truth and happy endings. FIELD NOTES FROM THE FUNNY OR DIE STAFF This short film is exquisitely put together. The cinematography, the editing, its pacing and willingness to sit in moments really makes you pay attention. All of which is leading to a pretty strong indictment of the Catholic church’s irrelevance in modern culture. So here’s what happens: When fiv...
Tags: Humor, Catholic, Charles, Jesus Christ, Best Of The Web, Demi, Kane Guglielmi

The WGA vs. ATA (agents)

Lots of you have asked my opinion on the recent struggle between the WGA and talent agencies over “package deals.” It’s about to come to a head and writers might soon have to fire their agents en... [Author: Ken Levine]
Tags: Humor, ATA, WGA, Ken Levine

3 Super Funny Youtubers Who Aren’t Human Garbage

Isn’t it amazing how people can actually be funny without being straight up TERRIBLE? It’s not hard to be unproblematic, guys. It’s so easy, in fact, that it’s really just a matter of not doing certain things. Like, oh, let’s say — Not saying the N-word if you’re not black, or doing blackface Not making gross sexual comments about kids Not being gross and sexual with animals That’s... extremely basic, right? Like I think we can all agree that’s pretty much the bare minimum of human decen...
Tags: Humor, Gracie Hughes, Paige, Shane Dawson, Eddy Burback Eddy, Sarah Schauer Sarah

Comic for March 19, 2019

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Pygmy Hunter

A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked: "Did you kill that?" The pigmy said, "Yes." The hunter asked, "How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that?" "I killed it with my club." The astonished hunter asked, "How big is your club?" The pigmy replied, "There's about 60 of us." Received from You Make Me Laugh.
Tags: Humor, Pygmy Hunter

5 World-Changing News Stories (That Were Total BS)

By Eamon Lahiri  Published: March 20th, 2019 
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4 More Anticipated Movies That Are In Serious Trouble

By Daniel Dockery  Published: March 20th, 2019 
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These 90’s Commercials Are Absolute Nightmare Fuel

“My thing’s sound effects, here’s a t. rex — HHHRRRNNRHRRNRNRNN” Oh, Canada — land of good beer, better hockey, and extremely weird ads. I’ve been living in the USA for less than five months and I’ve already experienced quite a few culture shocks and crazy, eye-opening moments here, but one thing in particular I’ve learned that’s really thrown me for a loop was when I discovered that Canadian television is really, really fucking weird. I was hanging out with some of my new friends in LA...
Tags: Usa, La, Canada, Psa, Humor, Gracie Hughes, Jim Henson

JK Rowling Is Still Talking About Dumbledore’s Sex Life And Everyone Is So Goddamn Over It

Please make it stop Harry Potter is one of the most beloved and iconic book series of the last two decades and has captivated the imaginations of literally millions of people. The magical story of “the boy who lived” was so enthralling because of how completely fantastic and far from reality it was, but author JK Rowling’s latest statements about her characters are so far-fetched and baseless, even fans can’t let them slide. Representation is super important. And the lack of LGBT characte...
Tags: Humor, Harry Potter, Jk Rowling, Gracie Hughes, Rowling, Albus Dumbledore, Hogwarts, Dumbledore, David Mack, Grindelwald, Hagrid, Ooooookay, HagridJK Rowling

Jerry And Friends Trade Puffy Shirts For Diapers In ‘Seinfeld Babies’

We are speechless. We are without speech. We all love Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer, but there are a couple big problems with Seinfeld that you only realize when you re-watch old episodes. Mainly: the characters aren’t cute enough, and they’re not wearing diapers. That’s where our latest comic book mash-up comes in. Imagine the neurotic curmudgeons of Seinfeld in the cute and cuddly world of Muppet Babies. They get diaper rashes, they’re particular about their breast milk, yada yada yad...
Tags: Humor, Funny Or Die, Seinfeld, Larry David, Kramer, Jerry Elaine George

How This Guy Tries To Skip One Podcast Ad Killed Me

Seriously, these podcast ads are really long. They are out of hand. What everyone does when they’re about to listen to their favorite Marc Maron WTF podcast. FIELD NOTES FROM THE FUNNY OR DIE STAFF Something that has undoubtedly improved the quality of life for millions of people stuck in traffic, or riding a stinky metro car, or drowning out the sound of their co-worker’s story about how cute their kid is can be summed up in one weird word: podcasts. They’re amazing. But for real let’s g...
Tags: Humor, Best Of The Web, Marc Maron, Dan Ramos, New Green Deal, Lerfis McHinkle

Talk about greedy bastards...

Talk about chutzpah! One way for playwrights to get their plays produced is to enter festivals. Numerous theatres around the world stage festivals and invite playwrights to enter their work. ... [Author: Ken Levine]
Tags: Humor, Ken Levine

Comic for March 18, 2019

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Toy Story 4 Looks As Existentially Terrifying As We Thought

By JM McNab  Published: March 19th, 2019 
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This Series Literally Interprets The Bible And Yes Can Confirm IT’S BONKERS

The only webseries dedicated to telling obscure Bible stories in a fresh, yet authentic style. This is the second genuine bible story. It is also the kind of bible story your religious leader does not want to talk about. FIELD NOTES FROM THE FUNNY OR DIE STAFF The Bible, and those that rely on its unbelievably antiquated stories to justify their heinous positions today, takes quite literally in my view the #1 position on my list of “Things That Have Caused The Most Human Suffering”. As a ...
Tags: David, Humor, Best Of The Web, Samuel, Leviticus, Ye, Deuteronomy

Ron Burgundy Sings His New Theme Song That He Dedicated To His Aunt

Ron Burgundy wrote a heartwarming song dedicated to his Aunt Louise and it is truly beautiful. Listen to the full episode here. New episodes of “The Ron Burgundy Podcast” drop every Thursday. Check out all the available episodes of “The Ron Burgundy Podcast” on Apple Podcasts and iHeartRadio now. [Author: The Ron Burgundy Podcast]
Tags: Humor, Ron Burgundy, Louise, The Ron Burgundy Podcast

Vermont Town Elects Goat As Mayor, Immediately Craps On Stage

Still one of the least controversial politicians in the country The political climate has been rough these past few years. It’s hard to determine who to trust, who has your best interests at heart, and it seems like almost everyone is at the center of some new scandal — it’s pretty bleat, erm, I mean bleak. But among all this uncertainty, at least we have Fair Haven, Vermont, a town that just elected perhaps the most promising young up-and-comer in the political sphere. Her name is Linco...
Tags: Boston, Humor, Lincoln, Vermont, Jada, Gracie Hughes, Rutland Herald, Vermont Town, Sammie Viger

You Can Drink Beer And Swear In This Yoga Class And Suddenly I Am So Zen

F*ckin OMMMMMMMMMM We live in a fast-paced world, and taking time out of your day to relax and focus on yourself is so important. That’s why so many people have turned to yoga — it’s meditative, peaceful... It’s also kind of bullshit. Look. I understand that it’s super helpful for a lot of folks. I have friends who literally cannot get through the week unless they get their daily 30 minutes of downward dog to cobra pose in. And that’s great, I’m happy for them, but not all of us can ju...
Tags: Humor, Gracie Hughes, Stephanie, Ashley, Lindsay, Alberta Canada


SPOILER ALERT – not that you will actually learn any plot points because, well… because of the following meeting: … where the CAPTAIN MARVEL writers had to pitch their story to studio executives. ... [Author: Ken Levine]
Tags: Humor, Ken Levine

Comic for March 17, 2019

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The Real Lesson of James Gunn Coming Back To 'Guardians 3'

By Luis Prada  Published: March 18th, 2019 
Tags: Humor, Luis Prada, Real Lesson of James Gunn Coming Back To Guardians

Myspace Admits It Has Deleted All Of Your Stuff (Again)

By Cedric Voets  Published: March 18th, 2019 
Tags: Humor, Cedric Voets

Where Do Deleted Characters Go?

Most likely, at least once a day you delete a letter, number, or even whole words and paragraphs from your documents on the computer. It's a simple matter for you, but have you ever thought about the consequences of your action? Do you have any idea where you're sending those characters that you so casually rejected? The answer varies depending on whom you ask. Dave Barry's Explanation: The deleted characters are shipped to Battle Creek, Michigan, where they're made into Pop-Tart filling; this e...
Tags: Stephen King, Humor, Ibm, Battle Creek Michigan, Dave Barry