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Pete Holmes Gives A Daily Affirmation On How To Deal With Being Broke

That feeling when your parents bought their second house at your age, but you’re asking them for rent. Pete Holmes gives a daily affirmation about dealing with being broke. Don’t miss him in season 3 of Crashing on HBO January 20. [Author: Crashing ]
Tags: Hbo, Humor, Pete Holmes, Crashing


11 anti-Valentine’s gifts for people who hate Valentine’s Day (you know who you are!)

Each year, we love putting together Valentine’s Day gift ideas, but I admittedly have had a love/hate relationship with Valentine’s Day throughout my life. Love the opportunity to tell people in my life I love them, hate the pressure, love helping my kids spread love and kindness, hate knowing how hard it can be for […]
Tags: Diy, Shopping, Etsy, Valentine's Day, Humor, Pop Culture, Cookies, Handmade, Valentine, Gifts For Women, Gifts For Men, Valentine's Day Gifts, Gifts For Geeks, Food Gifts, Gifts For Teens + Tweens, Valentines Cards


Pens? I don’t need no stinkin’ pens.

After every visit to my dentist, the hygienist hands me a small plastic bag. Inside are usually a toothbrush, a tiny tube of toothpaste, and a small dental floss. Occasionally, even a trial size mouthwash. And have you ever finished a meal at a Chinese restaurant without being handed a plate of fortune cookies, or a sliced orange? Plus more and more banks offer dog biscuits at their branches. Though I don’t know why the freebies started, they are certainly an expected tradition by now. Point is...
Tags: Business, Advertising, Marketing, Sales, Creativity, Ideas, Humor, Weddings, Good Ideas, Tang, Jay H Heyman, Father of the Bride


The Ghostbusters Battle Deadly Art In Velvet Buzzsaw

Generally you don’t see this kind of behavior in a major work of art. A painter dies and leaves behind a priceless portrait of a certain Balkan tyrant and sorcerer — Vigo the Carpathian. When an ambitious assistant steals the painter’s magnum opus and places the work in the hands of an icy gallery owner, the art world explodes with interest and delight. At first. Soon, a supernatural force seems to emanate from the work and threatens to doom anyone who sets eyes upon it — until the Ghostbu...
Tags: Jake Gyllenhaal, Humor, Bill Murray, Funny Or Die, Vigo, Moldavia, Carpathian, Harold Ramis Dan Aykroyd, Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf, Carpathian Vigo


Guest blogger: Abraham Lincoln

Hello, this is Abraham Lincoln. Ken is letting me guest blog today. I asked if I could just lob in some random thoughts and he said sure. The difference between my White House and the current... [Author: Ken Levine]
Tags: White House, Humor, Abraham Lincoln, Ken Levine, Abraham Lincoln Ken


Comic for January 15, 2019

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Tags: Humor, Dilbert


5 Weirdly Complex Pop Culture Frauds

By Ian Fortey  Published: January 16th, 2019 
Tags: Humor, Ian Fortey


6 Crazy AF Products Celebrities Actually Tried To Sell You

By E. Reid Ross,Steven Assarian,Kel Fabie,E.M. Caris,Michael Guzniczak,Marvin Bea  Published: January 16th, 2019 
Tags: Humor, Reid Ross Steven Assarian Kel Fabie, Caris Michael Guzniczak Marvin Bea


‘Africa’ By Toto Will Loop Forever In The Middle Of The Desert

BLESS THE RAINS The Namib desert in the southern region of Africa is harsh, beautiful, and ancient. This desert, the oldest in the world, has existed for over 40 million years, and for 2 million of those, its vast sand seas have remained completely unchanged. So it’s about time for an upgrade, don’t you think? It’s looking a little sparse. But the question is, what could possibly even come close to the majesty of the Namib desert? What even deserves to occupy such a grand, awe-inspiri...
Tags: Africa, Humor, Gracie Hughes, Namib, Max Siedentopf


‘Hamberder’ Replaces ‘Covfefe’ As The Dumbest Word In The Trump Lexicon

Someone please get him a dictionary Clemson University’s national champion football team, the Tigers, were invited over to the White House for a feast on Monday, but the administration ran into a bit of a problem when they realized “Wait a second. The White House kitchen is closed because we fucking shut down the government” But that’s fine, no bigs, Trump had a solution. Why not treat these nationally ranked athletes to a cornucopia of fast food, the likes of which 17-year-old stoner...
Tags: White House, Disney, America, United States, Humor, Tigers, Gracie Hughes, Trump, Clemson University, Getty Images Trump


‘Hamberder’ Replaces ‘Cofvefe’ As The Dumbest Word In The Trump Lexicon

Someone please get him a dictionary Clemson University’s national champion football team, the Tigers, were invited over to the White House for a feast on Monday, but the administration ran into a bit of a problem when they realized “Wait a second. The White House kitchen is closed because we fucking shut down the government” But that’s fine, no bigs, Trump had a solution. Why not treat these nationally ranked athletes to a cornucopia of fast food, the likes of which 17-year-old stoner...
Tags: White House, Disney, America, United States, Humor, Tigers, Gracie Hughes, Trump, Clemson University, Getty Images Trump, Cofvefe


I Love Eve

Someone asked who my favorite TV comedienne was, fully expecting me to say Lucy. He was shocked when I told him Lucy was number three. Number two is Audrey Meadows who played Alice on THE... [Author: Ken Levine]
Tags: Humor, Lucy, Alice, Ken Levine, Lucy He, Audrey Meadows


Comic for January 14, 2019

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Let's Go Nuts Overanalyzing The 'Game Of Thrones' Teaser

By JM McNab  Published: January 15th, 2019 
Tags: Humor, McNab


5 Famous Magazine Covers With Crazy Stories You Never Knew

By Adam Wears  Published: January 15th, 2019 
Tags: Humor, Adam Wears


8 Movie Posters From Other Countries That Are Simply Awesome

By Andrea Meno,Peter I. Santiago,Marvin Bea,Tee Ngin Rui  Published: January 15th, 2019 
Tags: Humor


90-Year-Old Japanese Photographer’s Self Portraits Are Guaranteed To Make Your Day

I want to hang every single one of these in my home In 2017 the internet was captivated by Kimiko Nishimoto, a 90-year-old woman from Japan who took the most wonderfully wholesome and hilarious self portraits imaginable. After attending a beginner’s photography class taught by her grandson, Nishimoto began snapping and editing her own photos at age 72, and hasn’t stopped since. And thank fuck for that, because they’re a goddamn treasure. If this is your first time hearing about her, h...
Tags: Japan, Humor, Tokyo, Gracie Hughes, Louvre, Nishimoto, Kimiko Nishimoto, Epson Imaging Gallery


Woman Does Laps In Walmart Parking Lot While Drinking Wine From A Pringles Can

You read that correctly We’ve seen some crazy shit go down in recent years and there are few things that surprise me anymore. I’m jaded, I’ll admit it. At this point it takes quite one hell of a story for me to bat an eyelash, and, folks, this one is a doozy. On Sunday morning, Texas police officers responded to a call about a woman driving a motorized scooter while drinking wine from a Pringles can in a Walmart parking lot, and had been doing so for several hours. Let...
Tags: Texas, Walmart, Humor, Gracie Hughes


TOO FUNNY TO FAIL

As anyone who reads this blog knows, I always have my finger on the pulse of popular culture. Something comes out – you can bet I’m on it instantly. And so this weekend I focus on the Hulu... [Author: Ken Levine]
Tags: Humor, Hulu, Ken Levine


Comic for January 13, 2019

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6 Wild Criminal Schemes You Won't Believe Are True

By Alex Hanton  Published: January 14th, 2019 
Tags: Humor, Alex Hanton


That Story About Robbie Williams And Jimmy Page Is Likely BS

By Adam Wears  Published: January 14th, 2019 
Tags: Humor, Robbie Williams, Adam Wears


Travel Alert: The Skies Of Brazil Are Full Of Spiders

By Cedric Voets  Published: January 14th, 2019 
Tags: Humor, Brazil, Cedric Voets


5 Incredible Times Everyday People Saved The Day

By Mark Hill  Published: January 14th, 2019 
Tags: Humor, Mark Hill


Gift for a Wife

Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box. "It's my wife's birthday tomorrow." Doug said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday." "And???" Bill asked. "Well, she said 'Oh, I don't know just give me something with diamonds in it'." "So what did you get her?" asked Bill. "I bought her a deck of cards!!" Received from Joke du Jour.
Tags: Humor, Bill, Doug


Pete Holmes’ HBO series Crashing returns for Season 3 on HBO

Excited to kick off PeteWeek in honor of Pete Holmes and Crashing on HBO! Stay tuned for more to come, and don’t miss the Season 3 premiere Sunday, January 20 at 10PM on HBO. [Author: Crashing ]
Tags: Hbo, Humor, Pete Holmes, Crashing


Comic for January 12, 2019

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6 Ways Hollywood Ruins Fight Scenes

By Seanbaby  Published: January 13th, 2019 
Tags: Humor, Ways Hollywood Ruins Fight Scenes


Weekend Post

Oh no!  The nudist restaurant in Paris is closing!   Say it ain't so! It lasted a year.  Customers would have to take off all their clothes before entering the dining room. ... [Author: Ken Levine]
Tags: Customers, Paris, Humor, Ken Levine