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“I had an idea how the day would pan out but I went anyway” – a match report

Send your match reports to [email protected] If it’s a professional match, on no account mention the cricket itself. If it’s an amateur match, feel free to go into excruciating detail. Edwardian went to Cambridge MCCU versus Worcestershire CCC at Fenner’s back in April. Edwardian writes… I had an idea how the day would pan out but I went anyway. I hadn’t been able to get to any of the county fixtures at Fenner’s so I decided to go, expecting to leave at lunch...
Tags: Sex, Cambridge, Match Report, Worcester, Middlesex, Glamorgan, Worcestershire, Robert, Fenner, New Road, Worcestershire Sauce, Pollock, MCCU, Middlesex CCC, Worcestershire CCC, Cambridge MCCU

Cambridge University v Arabs match report

Edwardian writes: I arrived at Fenner’s just after start of play and exchanged a ‘hello’ with an Arab in a floppy hat on the boundary. I had to bone up on Arabs before the match. The team are a wandering outfit started by E.W. (Jim) Swanton back in the frozen to death. There was a heavy throng of nine spectators in the pavilion which included Spike, myself, the two scorers and Marlene manning the bar. Marlene fought off demanding punters who asked for drinks at half-hour intervals. She skilful...
Tags: Sex, Yorkshire, Cambridge, Match Report, Cambridge University, Middlesex, Mumbai Indians, Fenner, Spike, Marlene, Royal Challengers Bangalore, Middlesex CCC, Arabs, E W Jim Swanton, N J Winder, Wackford Squeers

Lord’s net practice – journey report

Dumbo the Suzuki Jimny writes: Just a few days after Ged and Daisy went to the Lord’s Ashes Test and got all confused about etiquette, Ged asked me to take him out and about for the working day, to culminate at Lord’s, The Home of Cricket, for a net with Charley “The Gent” Malloy and Escamillo Escapillo. I was incredibly excited about visiting Lord’s for the first time, but knew there was real work to do first. Ged stuffed my copious rear with a great big cricket coffin and his kit bag, plus a...
Tags: Sex, Yorkshire, Match Report, Lord, Mark Wood, Middlesex, Worcestershire, Hammersmith, Malloy, Charley, Daisy, Uxbridge, Wellington Road, Laois, All Saints Road, Suzuki Jimny

England v Australia at Lord’s, day three – match report

Ged writes: I prepared a splendid picnic, though I say so myself, for me and Daisy to enjoy on the Saturday of the Lord’s Ashes Test. Breakfast muffins stuffed with juicy coriander prawns was the centrepiece of the midday feast. The main event, though, was focaccia-wiches, containing Big Al deLarge’s latest discovery of amazing Parma ham. Following a successful use of the latter fare the previous week, when Dave The DJ came round to my place for a guitar/ukulele jam, Daisy was envious as crazy a...
Tags: England, Australia, Dave, New Zealand, Jane Austen, Match Report, Sri Lanka, Parma, Mcc, Daisy, Ian Austin, Jane Austin, Middlesex CCC, Johnny Friendly, Ribblesdale League

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