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Masturbation memories: a sex toy giveaway (50 prizes!)

Here we are, in the formerly-futuristic year 2021, and it's been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm room and typed up my very first sex toy review. My blog is now a teen, the same age I was when I fell in love with a girl for the first time. Should I be asking my blog about its sexuality? Honey, you know you can come to me with anything. I could yammer on about how different everything was back in 2007, because BOY WAS IT, but I'll leave that for my social media posts throughout the giv...
Tags: Giveaways, Instagram, Sex, Portland, Blogiversary, Giveaway, Betty, Tantus, Vibratex, Ombré Piph


Review: (Hitachi) Magic Wand Plus

There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand Plus exists. The Magic Wand Plus is an upgraded version of the Magic Wand Original, the classic 50-year-old "back massager" famous for "relieving aches and pains." We're not supposed to call it the Hitachi Magic Wand anymore, precisely because Hitachi was starting to sense those suggestive quotation marks, but it remains colloquially known by its former name -- and forever revered for...
Tags: Sex, US, Hitachi, Babeland, MWR, Magic Wand, Vibratex, Hitachi Magic Wand, Magic Wand Rechargeable, Lion King, Magic Wand Rechargeable MWR, Hitachi Magic Wand Plus, Magic Wand Plus, Doxy Le Wand O Wand, SheVibe Spectrum Boutique Early


Sex toy news: inclusive marketing and a vibrator with a butt

One of my favorite dildos — which was tragically discontinued years ago — has risen from the dead! Once known as the Tantus Splash, it’s now called the Magma and comes in a softer silicone. Hopefully I can still feel those stimulating drips! Our old friend the Hitachi Magic Wand is getting another iteration, and my vulva is flushing with excitement! It’s called the Magic Wand Plus, a corded vibe with a smooth silicone head and the same settings as the Magic Wand Rechargeable, finally at a lower...
Tags: Sex, Eva, Manta, Jimmyjane, Fun Factory, Tantus, Vibratex, Hitachi Magic Wand, Magic Wand Rechargeable, LELO, Dame Products, Patchy Paul, Epiphora, Sex Toy News, Satisfyer, Emojibator


Vibratex Rabbit Pearl Vibrator Review

Growing up, I was one of the majority of little girls who wants a cute little bunny of her own. The legendary Easter Bunny, the scrumptious chocolate bunny, the “Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids” bunny … they all filled my head with notions of bunny love and I mercilessly begged my parents for a warm fuzzy fur ball that I would name Gert. But it was not to be … my mother had a different pre-assembled excuse for each time I peered into her eyes, tugged on her skirt and gave my best poor puppy dog ...
Tags: Sex, Tbs, Charlotte, Rabbit, Gert, Vibratex, Sex Toys Reviews, Vibratex Rabbit Pearl Vibrator Review, Rabbit Pearl, Mount Clitoris


Decade of sex toys giveaway winners (plus Boris video!)

That’s it! The hugest sex toy giveaway of the year is over, and I have awarded all 100-ish prizes to the winners! (Yeah, I have so many prizes now I’ve lost count. What a world.) THANK YOU ALL for making the whole thing a roaring success — by commenting on my posts with sweet words, by sharing the giveaway on social media, by following Boris’ clues, and just for generally being amazing readers and followers over the years. The reason I’ve amassed so many prizes is because I want to give away a...
Tags: Giveaways, Cats, Sex, Dallas, Announcements, Jack, Alex, Eva, Sarah, Journal, Blogiversary, Simon, Elizabeth, Rosie, Babeland, Ron


Decade of sex toys giveaway! Grand prize worth $1,000+!

Hi, hello, I’m commemorating 10 years of sex blogging with the most extravagant sex toy giveaway I’ve ever done. I’m giving away 80+ of the best sex toys ever made, as judged by my discerning vagina. Then, because that wasn’t enough, there’s a grand prize pack of my very favorite products worth over $1,000 — with 10 runners-up. SO MANY WINNERS. [All graphics by the wonderful Aerie.] Peeps, I’ve got everything here from vibrators to dildos to butt stuff to penis toys to harnesses to gender prod...
Tags: Giveaways, New York, Australia, Sex, US, Siri, Canada, Dallas, South America, North, North America, Dorothy, Blogiversary, Hitachi, Giveaway, Babeland


Review: Mystic Wand Rechargeable

It’s a let-down, but not in the “my clit is screaming” way. Not in the “orgasm seems like an impassable river” way, or even in the “these vibrations feel like death” way. But in the manageably sad way, like your car stereo breaking right before a big road trip. Not apocalyptic, but less than ideal. I expected to love this vibrator, but you know what happens when your hopes are high: they get dashed. The Vibratex Mystic Wand Rechargeable weakens under the weight of comparison. It cannot outshin...
Tags: Reviews, Sex, Usb, Vibrators, Hitachi, Rechargeable, Vibratex, Lelo Mona, Mystic Wand


Mystic Rechargeable Wand

Five years ago I first reviewed the Mystic Wand and the two companion versions – the (old style) Mystic Rechargeable Wand and the Mini Magic Wand. In 2011 I wanted to like rechargeable vibrators more than I did; but the idea of having to pause only to swap out batteries felt more logical to me than a rechargeable which seemed to lose it’s high more quickly and when it was dead, it was dead – for a good 2-4 hours.  I always recommended the original, battery-powered version of the Mystic Wand bec...
Tags: Reviews, Sex, Sex Toys, Hitachi, Vibratex, External Vibrator, Hitachi Magic, Mystic Wand, Wand Massagers


Sex toys for all giveaway winners

I’m exhausted, y’all. Turns out, awarding over 50 sex toy prizes to over 50 different people is tiring! But I’m also stunned and humbled: over 5,000 individual human beings entered my huge annual giveaway. Thank you, all of you, especially those who left sappy comments on the post. I know I bribed you into saying nice things, but every nice thing still means a lot to me. I wish I could give all of you the sex toys of your dreams, but at least Black Friday is this week, and I vow to faithfully k...
Tags: Giveaways, Sex, Brian, Kim, Announcements, Anna, Maggie, Alex, Jason, Blogiversary, Chris, Erin, Derek, Elizabeth, Babeland, Joseph


Yes, You Can Buy Sex Toys On Cyber Monday — Here Are The Best Deals

Cyber Monday heralds the start of the holiday shopping season, which, for some people, represents chaos and stress. So, amid your deal-hunting, why not buy something that's actually designed to help you relax? We're talking about the ultimate "treat yourself" item: sex toys.Whether you're looking for a gift for your partner or you just want to splurge on yourself, your purchase will be all the sweeter with that 20% off code. And don't forget that sex toys can make fantastic (and often unexpecte...
Tags: Fashion, Music, California, Nea, Babeland, Swiss Army, Adam, Doc Johnson, Kegel, Je Joue, Vibratex, LELO, Jimmy Jane, Jopen


Sex toys for all — win one of more than 50 sex toy prizes!

This month, my blog turns 8 years old. It could’ve been a two-term president in that time. My sex toy collection has grown from a sad box of junk to a walk-in closet of glory; my standards have been raised to preposterous levels. But one thing remains the same: each year, I celebrate my blogiversary with a huge giveaway, to put my favorite sex toys in the hands of people who deserve them. With liberty and #sextoysforall. [All graphics by the incomparable Aerie. Hire them for any and all projec...
Tags: Giveaways, Asia, UK, New York, Australia, Sex, Russia, US, Siri, Canada, Dallas, South America, Vixen, Announcements, North America, Dorothy


Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2015

[Check out my annual best/worst tag for older lists!] What a year 2015 was! I showed my face on the internet and subsequently used it to prank all of you. I got emotional about what being a writer means to me, then had my work published in Best Sex Writing of the Year. I managed to get out of the house a couple times, to attend the Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summit, an epic sex blogger retreat, and two smaller #dildoholiday vacations with friends. When the universe manifested yet another “scientifi...
Tags: Facebook, Amy Schumer, America, Siri, Guides, Alan, Hitachi, Gary, Don, Rosa, Drew, Minna, L'Amourose, Jimmyjane, Fun Factory, Epiphora Makes Lists


7-year blogiversary giveaway winners

The biggest giveaway of the year on this here blog has officially closed, and what a giveaway it was! There were over 4,800 individual entrants vying for 30 fantastic sex toy prizes. As always, I loved being a sex toy santa for a day and emailing all the winners! If you didn’t win this time around, I have two pieces of news to lift your spirits. One, this week is Thanksgiving and therefore Black Friday and therefore the most hardcore discounts on sex toys, and I’ll be cataloging all of them in a...
Tags: Giveaways, Announcements, Taylor, Blogiversary, Amy, Babeland, Tony, Ben, Hayley, Christopher, Ashley, Phillip, Nicolas, Jessa, Toyland, Lana